Button apologised to fans after his clear-cut race win
Formula 1 was engulfed in yet another scandal this week as fans voiced their anger over the result of this weekend’s race at Sepang, Malaysia, which saw victory handed to Brawn driver, Jenson Button. After 64 laps of incident-free racing, Button clinched first place using a controversial combination of exemplary driving skill and sportsman-like tactical prowess.
Marcus Nunchuck, editor of F1 Magazine said “It’s sad that it had to come to this, the fans really deserve better. At the very least I would have expected one of the teams to demand a steward’s enquiry into some sort of impenetrable technicality about the precise shade of paint used on the front spoiler of Button’s car.”
Speaking after the race, Button was pragmatic “No driver likes to win this way, and I can only apologise to the fans here at the circuit and the viewers at home. All the same, the team is happy to get the extra championship points – Hamilton can suck my balls, the cocky little twat.”
The official International F1 Fan Club has announced that it will launch a legal bid to help fans get refunds on their tickets to the race, which cost upwards of £200 each. Formula 1 head, Max Moseley, said “Haha, good luck with that, fuckers.”