Heston Blumenthal's face
Diners at the three Michelin starred Fat Duck restaurant in Bray, Berkshire, got an unexpected treat this week when celebrity chef, Heston Blumenthal, served them with a canapé made from his own face. The restaurant’s head waiter described the dish as ‘thin slivers of Mr Blumenthal’s face, marinated overnight in the tears of a clown and then delicately sautéd before being served in a Tipp-Ex and Crayola sauce.’
Diner, Claire Smorgasbord, who travelled from Dundee and waited three months for a table at the restaurant, was delighted with the new addition to the menu: “It’s wonderful! I’m a total foodie and I love the innovation and imagination that Heston brings to his cooking. I just can’t get enough of his stupid fucking face being on the TV almost constantly, so it was a real treat to visit the Fat Duck and have his face shoved down my throat even more than usual.”