6 out of 7 Terrorists Set Free

Terrorist-hugging Guardian readers endangering the UK's security, says Home Secretary

The Home Office today warned that 6 out of every 7 terrorists arrested since the September 11^th attacks of 2001 have been released without charge because of pressure from the ‘bleeding-heart lefty-pinko brigade’.

The Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, said “The police and security services are doing their level best to lock up everybody in Britain who looks like they might be a terrorist, but if these whinging do-gooders are going to keep banging on about civil liberties all the damned time, it’s obviously going to make the job more difficult.”

Senior security officials have warned the government that their hands are tied by human rights laws and judges who insist on seeing reasonable evidence of a possible attack before allowing suspects to be prosecuted. They argue that under these conditions there is little they can do to protect Britain from the screaming hordes of mental, bearded foreigners who are desperate to blow every last one of us to hell with their dirty suicide bombs.

Smith today announced government plans to clamp down on pansy-ass terrorist-loving cocksuckers by giving the police new powers to shoot Guardian readers and vegetarians on sight.