Jacqui Smith - not welcome in Britain
The government today published a list of 16 people who are unwelcome in the UK due to their unacceptable behaviour and extreme views which are incompatible with British values. At the top of the list is Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, who was described by one official as “a nasty piece of work who shouldn’t be allowed to spread her sick brand of fascism in this country”.
Other individuals on the list include former RBS chief executive Sir Fred Goodwin, Newcastle United midfielder Joey Barton, Prince Charles, Kirstie Allsopp and Phil from this year’s Apprentice. Commenting on the list’s publication, the Home Secretary said “We wanted to send a clear message about the kind of behaviour that simply won’t be tolerated in Britain. Just because I haven’t got around to banning free speech just yet, that doesn’t mean people can use it as an excuse to behave like twats.”
The government also announced today that new legislation will be introduced later this year to help the Home Office clamp down on people who act like utter cunts.