The High Court ruled that "Gordon" is simply too stupid to properly take care of his own country.
The High Court controversially ruled today that a Prime Minister, who can legally only be identified as Gordon, is ‘too stupid’ to properly look after his country. The court ordered that the unnamed country must be taken into the care of Social Services for its own protection.
Speaking in an interview with the Daily Mail newspaper, Gordon said “This is completely unfair, I haven’t done anything wrong, but they’re trying to take my country away from me. I don’t know why they’re giving me such a hard time when there are far worse Prime Ministers in the world.”
Although doctors say that the Prime Minister does not technically suffer from any kind of mental disability or learning difficulty, IQ tests have shown that his intelligence is simply too low to understand how to take care of his own country.
One of Gordon’s friends, a man who wished to be named only as Alistair, told us “Nobody is claiming that Gordon is the most intelligent person in the world, we all know he’s got a very narrow attention span and he often gets confused about lots of things. But he loves his country very much and all he wants is to be allowed to carry on being a Prime Minister without everybody telling him how useless he is. It’s really upsetting for him.”
Gordon now plans to take his case to the European Court of Human Rights, once he can find somebody to help tie his shoelaces.