The forecast for tomorrow is a load of fucking wank. It’s going to rain like a bastard all day, and all you cunts are going to get completely fucking soaked. Towards the end of the day an area of low pressure will probably move in from the east or whatever, it’s not like any fucker knows what all that bollocks actually means. Enjoy getting pissed on, losers – I’ll be snorting coke off Kirsty McCabe’s norks in the Met Office boardroom.
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TV should be more like this. The only time people listen to the weather forecast in detail (IMO) is if they are a kid or a parent has to do a weather project for their kid.