Cameron flew through the air on acrobatic wire, landing with his buttocks firmly wedged onto the Prime Minister's face
David Cameron’s outrageous stunt during today’s Parliamentary debate was completely staged and well rehearsed, claim Whitehall insiders.
The Conservative Party Leader flew through the air on acrobatic wires wearing only a skimpy silver angel costume, before landing directly on top of Gordon Brown and grinding his naked buttocks into the Prime Minister’s face. Brown then stormed out of the chamber, flanked by the few remaining members of his cabinet that had not yet resigned.
Speaking off the record, a Conservative MP told us “The whole thing was completely staged, David has been working closely with the Telegraph to prepare for this stunt for the past few months. OK, the Prime Minister wasn’t there for the dress rehearsal, but I don’t think anybody believes he didn’t see this coming. If you watch the video replay closely, you can see him smiling ever so slightly as his face is about to be buried between David’s cheeks.”
David Cameron was unavailable for comment, as aides said he had to spend the afternoon practicing his smug, self-satisfied smirk in preparation for the Labour government’s inevitable collapse.
“..smiling ever so slightly as his face is about to be buried between David’s cheeks.”
Where do I send the dry cleaning bill? I appear to have lost my lunch over my trews.