Cameron Apologises for Radio Outburst

Conservative Party leader, David Cameron, was today forced to issue a public apology after he used a string of expletives  during a live interview on Absolute Radio’s breakfast show. After describing users of the popular website, Twitter, as “twats” Mr Cameron went on to refer to former Prime Minister Gordon Brown as “a total fucking spacktard with a face like a granny’s minge”.

Speaking to reporters outside his London home, Cameron said “I whole heartedly apologise for any offense I may have caused to the public, I really had no idea you were such a bunch of uptight, prissy little bitches. You jizmops can all suck my big floppy donkey cock because I’m going to be the Prime-Fucking-Minister.”