Fucking hell, it’s snowing!

Look! Snow! That hardly ever happens, like only once a year, or something, innit?

A parliamentary debate on whether to increase funding for military equipment in Afghanistan was interrupted today when MPs noticed that it had begun to snow. The shadow home secretary, Chris Grayling, first noticed the snow whilst he was returning to his seat in the chamber “I’d just popped out for a quick shit, and on my way back I looked out of the window and saw that it was snowing quite heavily, so I shouted for the rest of the lads to come and have a look.”

Members of the house then spent the rest of the afternoon peering out of the windows and posting messages on their Twitter profiles. The official Number 10 Twitter was updated with a message reading “OMFG! i totally can’t believe it’s rly snowing lol i’d luv a white xmas!”

Addressing the house later in the day, Conservative leader David Cameron said “I suppose this means the trains will be completely screwed - hey, maybe we won’t have to come into work tomorrow! Sweet as!”