Archive for March, 2010

Men apologise for everything, ever

Thursday, March 11th, 2010
Men apologise for everything, ever

The entire male population of the world today made a heartfelt public apology for absolutely everything they might ever have done to upset women. In a pitiful display of insincere remorse and half-arsed grovelling, men everywhere said that they deeply, deeply regretted doing whatever it was that they got caught doing. All men have now... »

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Massive Twitter phishing attack confuses millions

Monday, March 1st, 2010
Massive Twitter phishing attack confuses millions

As leading news sources reported a widespread Twitter phishing attack today, millions of people were left wondering what the hell a Twitter phishing attack is. While the small handful of self-important media-twats who actually use Twitter spent the day shrieking as though the world itself was coming to an end, everybody else was forced... »

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